Deli

Rosticceria Rossi Deli
#1 in the Hudson Valley

HOT AND COLD FOOD FOR TAKE-OUT
ITALIAN IMPORTS ~ CATERING

Open 6 days a week
7 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Phone (845) 471-0654
www.consorzi.com/rossi

45 South Clover Street
Poughkeepsie, New York  12601


~Deli Joke~

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by
the IRS about his tax return.  He had reported a
net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli
owner said "I work like a dog, everyone in my
family helps out, the place is only closed three
days a year. And you want to know how I made
$80,000?"

"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent
said. "It's these deductions. You listed six trips
to Florida for you and your wife."

"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "I forgot to
tell you - we also deliver."